If I Were a Cartoonist

John 8:44 You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Proud Papa:

Tonight: In our top story, Brothers Charles and David Koch tell Americans

the Affordable Care Act will be bad for them and bad for the country. 

 

The Koch Brothers, long-time adversaries of the

Obama administration and Tea Party fundraisers,

are currently funding ads claiming that Obamacare

prevents people from choosing their own doctors

and will punish citizens for their healthcare choices.

 

While denying repeated requests for interview, the brothers sent

in reply to charges this image of themselves smiling.

 

 

"I'm just so, so proud."

 

 

Sometimes, lawyers are the devil. Sometimes, it takes a lawyer to beat the devil. Want to beat the devil? Your first step is to get in touch with Dave Hall, LSAT guru.

On Pontiffs and Ursine Defecatory Habits

We've all heard it. Someone asks a question. Someone else (usually a smartass) thinks the answer is plain. That someone else responds either by asking if the Pope is Catholic or if a bear shits in the woods.

Lame.

It is time to build our own cliches. Following, then, is a list of five (5) rhetorical questions that will indicate an unequivocal affirmative while also producing guffaws from everyone in earshot. Guaranteed, or your money back.

#5: Do college girls woo-hoo? 

#4: Do douchebags wear their baseball caps backwards?

Hey, baby. Supwitchoo? Imma get atchoo. 

#3: Does integrating the derivative and fixing the value at one point give an expression for the inverse trigonometric function as a definite integral?

Boom.


#2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

While technically not true, as far as I know, this one gets the point across.

And the number one Rhetorical Question Indicating Affirmative Without Referencing Pontiffs or Ursine Defecatory Habits is....

#1: Is the best method of LSAT preparation training with Dave Hall LSAT Guru?

It is.

Got some of your own? Throw 'em at me in comments.

So here I am, throwing my hat in the ring, my monkey in the wrench, my kit in the kaboodle.

There will be tears. There will be joy. There will be words both wasted and wise. There will usually be less alliteration than that. And there will almost certainly be no more references of any kind to kaboodles.

Our focus here will be largely tips for standardized test taking, including but not limited to what to look for in an SAT or an LSAT prep course.

Apparently, this is a kaboodle.

 

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