On Pontiffs and Ursine Defecatory Habits

We've all heard it. Someone asks a question. Someone else (usually a smartass) thinks the answer is plain. That someone else responds either by asking if the Pope is Catholic or if a bear shits in the woods.

Lame.

It is time to build our own cliches. Following, then, is a list of five (5) rhetorical questions that will indicate an unequivocal affirmative while also producing guffaws from everyone in earshot. Guaranteed, or your money back.

#5: Do college girls woo-hoo? 

#4: Do douchebags wear their baseball caps backwards?

Hey, baby. Supwitchoo? Imma get atchoo. 

#3: Does integrating the derivative and fixing the value at one point give an expression for the inverse trigonometric function as a definite integral?

Boom.


#2: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

While technically not true, as far as I know, this one gets the point across.

And the number one Rhetorical Question Indicating Affirmative Without Referencing Pontiffs or Ursine Defecatory Habits is....

#1: Is the best method of LSAT preparation training with Dave Hall LSAT Guru?

It is.

Got some of your own? Throw 'em at me in comments.